#linode @ OFTC stats by Eugene

Statistics generated on Saturday 1 February 2020 - 20:38:19
During this 1791-day reporting period, a total of 15787 different nicks were represented on #linode.


Most active times
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52102
5.3%
70223
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52220
3.7%
48859
4.0%
52243
5.7%
74434
5.0%
65417
3.2%
41460
3.0%
39593
2.6%
33741
2.8%
36688
2.7%
36035
3.2%
42010
3.3%
43795
3.8%
49578
3.9%
51852
4.1%
53546
4.0%
52068
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55148
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57770
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56856
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57990
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0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Last seenRandom quote
1 Peng257278023575653666582today"Traditionally, Linode shut you down after 10 days, and executed y"
2 akerl2100359386909774244 days ago"dsapikas: we’re ~50% of the way through the month"
3 millisa_19925733333921709749193 days ago"they do a 7 day money back guarantee"
4 dwfreed178075019276538656158today""The plain HTTP request was sent to HTTPS port""
5 Zimsky_136673704427537671921555 days ago"gdpr isn't that complicated if you comply with it"
6 BDIkaros1358070183256309430 days ago"What exactly was my quit message though"
7 nate120043548412619452385today"Arby seems to be under the impression that linode is their 'net'"
8 zifnab1039545781801627338916 days ago"speaking of which i still need to send donuts to the office"
9 Woet914118483452271711243 days ago"William looks more like a troll"
10 JeremyE7_8782288617062903900222 days ago"Listen, you sound mentally challengend. If you are having these d"
11 Eugene870425194131642413010 days ago"You would be charged for the usage of the cloned Linode for as lo"
12 gparent836315532122632396615 days ago"sm[m], virtual: ansible supremacy"
13 dcraig80922795419793116 days ago"no way I'd ever have an amd linode"
14 Frogging1017733294212611378215240 days ago"because screw proprietary protocols"
15 Cromulent74931855154024751623today"sorry for the stupid question"
16 microvb746921432021102222831389 days ago"ctarquini: use Hiren bootcd :)"
17 mcintosh671396782727042215today"glad you figured it out ;)"
18 arlen6171257614996371459876 days ago"so is directly using iptables :)"
19 James_T61442393215983176116 days ago"my network interface changed"
20 HoopyCat5926229742018361373652 days ago"the progress bar will progress to 92%, at which point it'll reset"
21 DrJ-5920340378327819243 days ago"that way you are never burdened by stupid security roadblocks"
22 csnxs`53978791901256257 days ago"for a gaming pc? you want normal ryzen, not tr or epyc"
23 dwfreed|phone24976169285471817121303 days ago"blah, s/much the/much for the/"
24 dzho_49607002252474156195 days ago"I suppose I should just work through the Jekyll tutorial."
25 RainbowLin493116831236962105036 days ago"I see people still do stupid shit like join and expect someone to"


These didn't make it to the top:
MajObvio1sman (4752) Kyhwana (4447) grawity (4322) louwestin (4078) cruxeter (4062)
alexf (3481) drussell (3244) Celti (3051) jdfriedrikson (3024) virtual (2764)
Robdgreat_ (2715) MajObviousman (2685) trippeh (2259) cbirk_ (2248) pronto_ (2232)
primitiv (2219) millisa (2157) Nivex_ (2111) nbrewer_ (2095) MrPPS (2055)
ponas (2042) jalter (2035) synapt (2004) UghUgh (1845) TheAdmiral (1814)
psandin (1792) bmartin (1771) virtual_ (1744) caker_ (1676) scrane2 (1627)

By the way, there were 15732 other nicks.

Big numbers
Is dand stupid or just asking too many questions? 39.7% lines contained a question!
Jeiboy didn't know that much either. 36.4% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was thasp, who yelled 100.0% of the time!
Another old yeller was Stefanie, who shouted 97.4% of the time!
It seems that Yaakov_'s shift-key is hanging: 14.0% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <Yaakov> HELLO

Yaakov just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 7.0% of the time.
zifnab is a very aggressive person. He attacked others 13 times.
For example, like this:
     * zifnab slaps Peng around with a dcraig

csnxs` can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 11 times.
Poor aforster, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 25 times.
For example, like this:
     * san slaps aforster around a bit with a large fishbot

alexf seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 14 times.
TheAdmiral brings happiness to the world. 26.7% lines contained smiling faces. :)
jleal isn't a sad person either, smiling 23.2% of the time.
kharlan seems to be sad at the moment: 8.2% lines contained sad faces. :(
kuzetsa is also a sad person, crying 5.7% of the time.
thasp wrote the longest lines, averaging 269.9 letters per line.
#linode average was 54.2 letters per line.
root_ wrote the shortest lines, averaging 18.0 characters per line.
christian was tight-lipped, too, averaging 18.1 characters.
millisa_ spoke a total of 232682 words!
millisa_'s faithful follower, Peng, didn't speak so much: 211946 words.
l1z92 wrote an average of 83.00 words per line.
Channel average was 9.65 words per line.

Users with most nicknames
 Nick Names Used
1 lex (167 names) Guest7873, Martin, Guest443, Guest755, rus, BDIkaros, Guest1006, Guest1013, Dataforce, bob2, ...
2 DrJ- (105 names) jhaas_, Guest785, mginnetti, cparsons, Guest425, Guest6479, Guest2833, Guest327, Guest1033, Guest335, ...
3 user (93 names) jhaas_, Guest559, Jordan, Guest2079, nilesh, Guest8921, Guest133, Guest1072, Guest766, peterpan, ...
4 micro (71 names) uuuuuuaj, micro, Gnux, lunatic, bberryus, Diez, QzuTTo, Maksimys, Jet, cesarrrr, ...
5 Asterix (69 names) pucha, Iulius, lunatic, Bumer, kabul, Zee, kriskrin, DrZlo, Pretoria, Cmit, ...
6 balalaik (52 names) darkex, micro, cctrack, Getto, OceanXXX, Iulius, pucha, rumii, Elitepay, MyselfGOD, ...
7 skillz (51 names) otherbiz, stepashkin, parfumer, Gnux, pult, lunatic, klichko, bberryus, kabul, Artful, ...
8 krayon (51 names) Guest657, krayon_, Jordan, RudyValencia, Guest1346, Rudy, pzona, Daedolon, yann, Guest1117, ...
9 rootbeer_ (48 names) Guest1002, Guest4054, jingo, Guest1025, Guest960, Guest1067, Guest1016, Daedolon, zirpu, Guest951, ...
10 Daedolon (48 names) Shentino2, emer, ia, Daedolon, Guest274, nb, Guest577, user, AnMaster, Guest2587, ...

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 there 17015 Peng
2 would 13911 FluffyFoxeh
3 about 12922 Zr40
4 should 8318 dwfreed
5 think 8089 FluffyFoxeh
6 using 7014 millisa
7 thanks 6859 mrsideways
8 which 6841 primitiv
9 still 6667 primitiv
10 something 6513 Zr40

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 to 158404 primitiv
2 You 102781 koenig
3 it 94263 koenig
4 linode 50401 millisa
5 what 27611 koenig
6 Was 21919 LouWestin
7 as 21324 koenig
8 at 20028 koenig
9 Me 17625 Peng
10 an 17274 Peng

Smileys :-)
 Smiley Number of Uses Last Used by
1 :) 8812 fdskjsd
2 :P 5823 Cromulent
3 :D 3086 Peng
4 :( 2824 primitiv
5 ;) 2236 trippeh
6 :p 1634 FluffyFoxeh
7 :/ 1014 dwfreed
8 :-) 755 dzho
9 D: 745 Peng
10 \o/ 551 FluffyFoxeh

#linode karma
 Nick Karma Good karma by Bad karma by
1 akerl 17 avenj, Eliz, MajObvio1sman, jstewart_, jfred, jdfriedrikson, aaronpk, heckman, MaliutaLap, wblew, ...
2 dwfreed 11 relidy_, tprime, wblew, coxn, mquatrani, dzho_, mcintosh, nuevu_, caker_, Peng, ...
3 Peng 10 jalter, Nivex_, avenj, relidy_, ponas, f_rizz0, dzho_, ssa, Nivex
4 millisa 9 warewolf_, mmustac, dzho_, mmlj4, nuevu, jdfriedrikson, sm[m], Zimsky_, chonk_
5 Nivex 6 mcintosh, jsicilia, jdfriedrikson, coxn, Hazelesque_, dzho_
6 gparent 6 xar-, relidy_, jdfriedrikson, ccravens_, Peng, alexf
7 alexf 6 Nivex_, jdfriedrikson, ossurayynot, csnxs`, dzho_, rarlan
8 jalter 5 Nivex_, jdfriedrikson, Zimsky_, warewolf_, dzho_
9 HoopyCat 5 jfred, Nivex_, Peng, dzho_, alexf
10 mcintosh 5 jalter, jdfriedrikson, wblew, dwfreed, csnxs`
5 --eom -1 HoopyCat
4 rep -1 Woet
3 Zimsky -1 millisa_ Zimsky_, Woet
2 -once -1 James_T
1 Woet -1 Zimsky_

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=11136957 382 nbDX
2 https://www.linode.com/pricing 279 Peng
3 https://www.linode.com/managed 202 nate
4 https://www.linode.com/docs/getting-started 186 chonk_
5 http://status.linode.com/ 182 digibee
6 https://www.linode.com/speedtest 180 hesperidean
7 https://www.linode.com/professional-services 151 pwoods1
8 https://www.linode.com/contact/ 137 pwoods1
9 https://www.linode.com/tos 108 millisa_
10 https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Freenodegate 103 get

Other interesting numbers
caker_ wasn't very popular, getting kicked 7 times!
For example, like this:
     *** Guest6061 was kicked by sheldon (Guest6061)

root_ seemed to be hated too: 6 kicks were received.
mcintosh is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 59 people!
mcintosh's faithful follower, drussell, kicked about 30 people.
synthon.oftc.net donated 711 ops in the channel...
resistance.oftc.net was also very polite: 551 ops from him/her.
caker_ is the channel sheriff with 46 deops.
jstitt deoped 10 users.
synthon.oftc.net donated 564 voices in the channel...
mcintosh was also very polite: 408 voices from him/her.
opal likes taking voice from people, 22 devoices.
cacahuatI was close to the same, devoiced 9 users.
dcraig always lets us know what he/she's doing: 738 actions!
For example, like this:
     * dcraig takes a realtime snapshot of millisa

Also, csnxs` tells us what's up with 460 actions.
zifnab talks to himself a lot. He wrote over 5 lines in a row 80 times!
Another lonely one was DrJ-, who managed to hit 58 times.
EyePulp couldn't decide whether to stay or go. 6169 joins during this reporting period!
DpfhqdWskiqS has quite a potty mouth. 47.2% words were foul language.
lxavHNrYait also makes sailors blush, 47.2% of the time.

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